![]() ” Though we have more power over our own image than ever, we must try very hard to perfect that image but never hard enough to look like we’re trying. Perhaps this imperative of low-production perfection is one of the terrible backfires of late-capitalist beauty standards - a phenomenon essayist Jia Tolentino describes as “ optimizing. In other words, I’m at no advantage for having an extensive catalog of studio-produced hole pics. When it comes to casual sexting, high-definition portraiture usually just makes you look like a catfish, or worse, a struggling actor. ![]() Carefully crop them on your Instagram or print and frame them above the hearth, but don’t send them to your quarantine boyfriend. There is a time and place for boudoir photography and artsy self-portraits. One lesson I’ve learned in my time as a professional bottom is that people usually respond better to amateur nudes than to more refined nude photography. ![]() The good news is that over the years, I’ve learned a few tricks to get a shot that can turn a “Maybe later” into an “I’ll get you an Uber.”Įven more good news: I’m happy to share those tricks with you - to use both now in quarantine (when physical content is verboten) and for when we’re all able to roam freely once more. So here I am left to fend for myself to create the perfect hole pic. However, being his hypothetical employer in a position of material power over him, this would still be unacceptable. If I did, asking him to help me with hole pics would be as inappropriate as simply asking him to fuck me, which would be preferable to sexting you - assuming I’ve hired a hot production assistant who does want to fuck me. Nor do I have a production assistant on hand. Arms aren’t as long as you seem to think they are. Plural.įor those of you typically on the asking end of this exchange, you should know that hot hole pics are not easy to take. I’m talking to a real ass eater, a true acolyte of the anus. Not the exceptional shot of my shapely peach glistening in my bedroom’s morning light, though. Though my sexting partner is happy with what they see, I receive a small, humble request. I’m chatting with someone I like, the conversation gets sexy and I start exchanging nude photos. It’s happened to me dozens of times, but now more in quarantine than ever before.
0 Comments
Leave a Reply. |
AuthorWrite something about yourself. No need to be fancy, just an overview. ArchivesCategories |